{"slip": { "id": 217, "advice": "Identify sources of happiness."}}
{"fact":"In 1987, cats overtook dogs as the number one pet in America (about 50 million cats resided in 24 million homes in 1986). About 37% of American homes today have at least one cat.","length":178}
{"fact":"Cats often overract to unexpected stimuli because of their extremely sensitive nervous system.","length":94}
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{"fact":"Cat families usually play best in even numbers. Cats and kittens should be acquired in pairs whenever possible.","length":111}
{"type":"standard","title":"Chiapas truck crash","displaytitle":"Chiapas truck crash","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q110029563","titles":{"canonical":"Chiapas_truck_crash","normalized":"Chiapas truck crash","display":"Chiapas truck crash"},"pageid":69475120,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/b5/Tuxla_truck_crash.jpg/330px-Tuxla_truck_crash.jpg","width":320,"height":240},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b5/Tuxla_truck_crash.jpg","width":2048,"height":1536},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1276612782","tid":"865ebad2-ef05-11ef-ac50-93938c2a50d8","timestamp":"2025-02-19T21:07:28Z","description":"2021 traffic accident in southern Mexico","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":16.7412,"lon":-93.0374},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chiapas_truck_crash","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chiapas_truck_crash?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chiapas_truck_crash?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Chiapas_truck_crash"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chiapas_truck_crash","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Chiapas_truck_crash","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chiapas_truck_crash?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Chiapas_truck_crash"}},"extract":"On December 9, 2021, a traffic accident occurred in the Mexican state of Chiapas when a freight truck smuggling over 180 migrants overturned and hit a bridge. At least 55 people were killed, and over a hundred were injured.","extract_html":"
On December 9, 2021, a traffic accident occurred in the Mexican state of Chiapas when a freight truck smuggling over 180 migrants overturned and hit a bridge. At least 55 people were killed, and over a hundred were injured.
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{"fact":"The cat appears to be the only domestic companion animal not mentioned in the Bible.","length":84}
{"slip": { "id": 148, "advice": "Some people would be better off if they took their own advice."}}
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